The Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Drinking Game

• Anita threatens to shoot somebody.
• Edward's eyes are compared to winter skies, Jason's eyes are compared to spring skies, or Jean-Claude's eyes are "drowning." Twice if Jean-Claude's pupils ever disappear. That's just gross.
• Sigmund the stuffed penguin makes an appearance. Twice if anybody sleeps with him.
• Dolph hangs up on Anita.
• Anita puts on rubber gloves at a crime scene. Twice if she forgets them.
• Anita is offered food, but declines. Twice if someone is eating in front of her and she is disgusted by it. Three times if she actually accepts food, but a crisis intervenes.
• A description of somebody's clothing goes over one paragraph. Twice if Anita mentions whether a particular color shows blood.
• Jean-Claude's cross-shaped scar is mentioned.
• Anita quotes a proverb from Grandma Blake.
• Jason flirts with Anita. Twice if he gets anywhere. Three times if there are orgasms involved on either side. The entire glass, if they actually have sex.
• Jean-Claude calls Anita by her name. (No, calling her ma petite isn't worth anything -- do you really want to die of alcohol poisoning?)
• Someone pluralizes pomme de sang as pomme de sangs. Twice if it's a vampire that's been speaking French for over a century.

• Anita actually shoots somebody.
• Anita gets bitten by a vampire.
• "Blood and thicker things" splatter over anybody or anything.
• Someone takes a shower.
• ... to clean up the "blood and thicker things," three sips.
• Zerbrowski talks about Katie.
• Anita thinks about her stepmother Judith. Three times if it's not to mull over how much Judith disliked her.
• Anita and Edward talk about trying to kill each other.
• Anita talks about slaughtering chickens or goats to raise zombies. Three times if there's blood under her fingernails.
• Someone has to explain an S&M concept to Anita.
• Richard accepts his beast.
• Richard fails to accept his beast.
• Richard acts psychotic for no apparent reason except that Laurell doesn't like him anymore.
• A new name from Norse mythology is introduced as a werewolf pack position.
• Dr. Lillian appears.
• ...and she's furry, three sips.
• The wereleopards are naked.
• A rotting vampire rots.
• ...just to squick Jason, three sips.
• Anita ignores medical advice. Three times if she wakes up in a hospital.
• Asher's scars are described in detail. Three times if someone speculates on how damaged he is below the belt. Four times if we find out.

• Anita throws up at a crime scene.
• Anita tallies up her kill count.
• Any male creature is described as "hard and ready."
• A vampire or were-anything says that it can smell sex.
• Anita gets yet another vampire mark.
• Asher or Jean-Claude reminisce about Julianna.
• We see a werewolf we actually know in wolf form.
• ... and it got gunk all over everything, take four.

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